My parents got a PT Cruiser.
A Gold Star Weekend
Hedwig and the Angry Inch at the American Theatre Company was great. I’d only seen the movie before, so the theatrical performance was something completely new. I was very happy. This was a great weekend, and I really wouldn’t want to be anywhere but Chicago currently. Even the weather has been phenomenal. Now I’m going to call my parents, order in, watch Notes on a Scandal,...
Fuck, he knows Latin! He knows a dead language! Run for the hills!– Eddie Izzard (via inothernews)
Fischerspooner - Supply and Demand (D.I.M....
That Ssion and Fischerspooner show I just saw was easily one of my top five favorite concerts ever. Fischerspooner was beyond expectations. Impressed.
Why no one will miss Jay Leno's 'Tonight Show' →
fatmanatee: crumbler: Because nothing happened on it. (I know you already knew that. But here’s proof!) I’m a Letterman guy all the way. For the longest time, I couldn’t understand why anyone would watch Leno over Dave, but maybe that’s the New Yorker in me? Dave just nailed it. Think about how many amazing Letterman moments there have been in the past few years: his tributes to Paul Newman...
bandwagonpete: remember when internet was all connected through dial up? when it would take 2.5 hours to download a single mp3… when looking at internet porn was a chore because each picture took 2 minutes to load… when an incoming telephone call would kick you offline… fuck that sucked. kids these days are spoiled. You could have just said, “remember when internet porn was just...
Norelco wants men to start shaving their "kiwis" →
They wouldn’t be filling women’s magazines with ads to encourage men to shave their nuts to sell more products through female pressure would they? Sorry, but any adult that is completely shaved smooth is completely creepy to me. Sure, trim up, but to go completely smooth make people seem oddly adolescent, and I say no thanks to that. That goes for ladies too. People can do what...
Salt and pepper?
Fuck you facial hair. I just noticed 4 white hairs that were not there this morning. What is this crap? I can handle the hair on the top of my head going white in spots, but I can’t take the facial hair too!
Let’s hope that the key conferences aren’t when she’s menstruating or something,...– G. Gordon Liddy On Sotomayor (via ntkg) Welcome to the 19th century Mr. Liddy. The next thing you know she might even want to vote or work outside the home where she’d get all emotional. I’m glad you’re looking out for us.
Decorations I require
I will need the following things if I am to attend your event: Silver streamers, a 1:32 scale model of the Palace of the Soviets, glitter, 5 gallons of human blood, 8 mylar balloons, Vincent D’Onofrio’s throne from The Cell (the one where his cape envelops every wall in the room), the stuffed body of Heath Ledger, at least 4 chandaliers, and party hats. I can’t enjoy myself...
bnfabian: The CSS bag is about to be retired. It’s falling apart, but I’m sure I’ve gotten my $8.99 worth in the last year or two. C S S BAG RIP
Tonight: grilled cheese and drinking on the porch party Tomorrow: Ssion and Fischerspooner at the Metro Sunday: Hedwig and the Angry Inch Live I’m looking forward to this weekend. I’m in a good mood just thinking about it.
It’s pay day! Somehow I always forget what day I get paid even though it only happens once a month.
Kylie Minogue - 2 Hearts Kylie pulls a Goldfrapp in this video, and I love it. The world needs more black glitter encrusted skull microphones. I hate when youtube disables embedding, but it usually means I just go to dailymotion or vimeo and find an embeddable version with no problems.
Bystanders Do Nothing As Dog Burns →
pinto2: kellyv79: I almost threw up reading this. I have absolutlely no tolerance for people who are cruel to animals. I can barely watch movies in which an animal is hurt or killed. Turner and Hooch, yeah I cried like a baby. Old Yeller— refuse to watch it. Sean said it best, there is a special place in hell for whoever did this. link via: outofstateplates the worst I’m...
The dumbest Princeton honors student ever →
BENNETT: Summa cum laude, I don’t think you get on affirmative action. I don’t know what her major was, but summa cum laude’s a pretty big deal. BARNES: I guess it is, but you know, there’s some schools and maybe Princeton’s not one of them, where if you don’t get summa cum laude then or some kind of cum laude, you then, you’re a D+ student. ...
you gonna let him get away with that?
apsies: abbyjean: TANCREDO: If you belong to an organization called La Raza, in this case, which is, from my point of view anyway, nothing more than a Latino — it’s a counterpart — a Latino KKK without the hoods or the nooses. If you belong to something like that in a way that’s going to convince me and a lot of other people that it’s got nothing to do with race. Even though the logo of La...
britticisms: via mmddyyyy: “Crest” by...
inothernews:topherchris:tuneage: Regina Spektor - “Dance Anthem of the 80’s” Off her latest album, Far, out June 23rd. Adorable as always.
I can't take it
My cat is snoring. It is hilarious and adorable.