Sharp as Teeth and Stars

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults.

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Sat Nov 7

I'm too tired...

…to deal with the foul wind blowing through Congress at this moment.

I just learned that McDonalds' Grimace is an anthropomorphic tastebud.

discodazzler:

Mind=blown.

 So he’s a grimacing taste bud?  Appropriate.

Minneapolis down, DC to go

After 14 hours today my meetings are over.  I’ll be back in Chicago tomorrow and Monday and then I’m flying to DC on Tuesday.

I better sleep all day tomorrow because I’m tired.

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Love the new location of the Asian sculpture gallery at the AI.

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Love the new location of the Asian sculpture gallery at the AI.

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This view of the city from the Modern Wing is one of my new favorites.

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This view of the city from the Modern Wing is one of my new favorites.

The Falls of St. AnthonyAlbert Bierstadt, 1887
A painting representing the Saint Anthony Falls before the city of Minneapolis was built up around them.

The Falls of St. Anthony
Albert Bierstadt, 1887

A painting representing the Saint Anthony Falls before the city of Minneapolis was built up around them.

exclamationmark:

Dream (1498) by Albrecht Dürer.

exclamationmark:

Dream (1498) by Albrecht Dürer.

Hot Dish lunch

It had tater tots on top. 

It was so adorably fitting to the place.

hammerito:

brittanyconley:

Hahahahhaa, yes.

I thought Courage Wolf had jumped the shark. I was wrong.

 Yes, I burst out laughing.

hammerito:

brittanyconley:

Hahahahhaa, yes.

I thought Courage Wolf had jumped the shark. I was wrong.

 Yes, I burst out laughing.

snooz3r:

uniqueone:

suicideblonde:

Ron: You’ve aged horribly.
Tammy: You son of a bitch.
Ron: That didn’t take long.
Tammy: Oh my god! What is your problem?  Nothing’s changed, has it?  Who set the bed on fire?
Ron: I DID, OKAY? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR?!
- Parks and Recreation 208 “Ron and Tammy”



 I think Parks and Rec may be surpassing The Office in my mind now.

snooz3r:

uniqueone:

suicideblonde:

Ron: You’ve aged horribly.

Tammy: You son of a bitch.

Ron: That didn’t take long.

Tammy: Oh my god! What is your problem?  Nothing’s changed, has it?  Who set the bed on fire?

Ron: I DID, OKAY? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR?!

- Parks and Recreation 208 “Ron and Tammy”

 I think Parks and Rec may be surpassing The Office in my mind now.

forwhenifeellikesharing:

So I figured out how I’m going to start entering the room at parties.

 The key is to have someone announce you loudly by asking, “Who’s the biggest fool here?”

forwhenifeellikesharing:

So I figured out how I’m going to start entering the room at parties.

 The key is to have someone announce you loudly by asking, “Who’s the biggest fool here?”