Sharp as Teeth and Stars

Another uninnocent, elegant fall into the unmagnificent lives of adults.

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AIM = SomaCherub

Thu Nov 26
At the end of November each year this restless, contradictory and simple country finds a way to celebrate itself. The British, as befits a people at ease with themselves, do not have a national day. When the French do, their insecurity shows. Even America, on the fourth of July, displays a slightly neurotic excess of patriotism. But on Thanksgiving, the Americans resolve the nationalist dilemma. They don’t celebrate themselves, they celebrate their good fortune. And every November, as I reflect on a country that can make even an opinionated Englishman feel at home, I know exactly how they feel. My America By Andrew Sullivan, My old colleague (via apsies)

Things I'm thankful right at this moment

Waking up to the smell of Thanksgiving dinner and Led Zeppelin on the stereo as my dad is cooking.

My mom and my dad.

World War II in HD on Demand

Kitty on my lap

Not having to drive today.

Happy Thanksgiving

I’m thankful yesterday is over most of all for the following reasons:

*Multiple calls from work, making me work on my day off.

*A speeding ticket it northern Indiana, making two speeding tickets in less than a week.  I was picked off in a group of cars going the same speed.  The cop was sitting behind a bend in the road, or really standing outside his car with the radar gun.  He just points at me with a huge smile on his face and made a motion like he was reeling me in.  I have lots of time off, so I’m fighting this one.  Give me a court date, because I’m not paying this one.

*The best part of the day:  I was hit from behind on the interstate and then pushed off the interstate into the median where I couldn’t stop myself and slid down the wet grass until my car enbanked itself in some mud.  I was lucky that my car was ultimately fine somehow, but this ended up being a three hour affair as the rain and following back up prevented the cops and then toe truck from getting there on time.  To add to this experience the driver that hit me was uninsured, I slipped and fell in the mud two times, and I received another call from work that some samples in came in that needed to be distrubuted that I specifically requested not be done this week to the donor center.

So yesterday ranks right up there among the worst in my life.  I’m really glad I took the day off.

Tue Nov 24

It's almost Thanksgiving and that means one thing

I’m definitely coming down with something.  It better just be my normal winter time perma-cold.

adeandabet:

moderation:

bryanwashere:

Muppets- Bohemian Rhapsody

Officially the greatest thing on the internet EVER!!!

STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS! ITS FUCKING AWESOME!

(via:mikeantonucci:patbaer)

O.  M.  G.

Day. Made.

 Yes.

(via soylentgreenispeople)
I want a room draped in fabric with a projector in my apartment now.

(via soylentgreenispeople)

I want a room draped in fabric with a projector in my apartment now.

(via soylentgreenispeople)
Nice toe point Matthew.

(via soylentgreenispeople)

Nice toe point Matthew.

robot-heart-politics:

thereisnogod:

(via jesusislove
Come on….how am I suppose to take you seriously?

This is real?

 That Jesus is scary and also dressed for Easter instead of Christmas.

robot-heart-politics:

thereisnogod:

(via jesusislove

Come on….how am I suppose to take you seriously?

This is real?

 That Jesus is scary and also dressed for Easter instead of Christmas.

The Christian Side-Hug strikes me as almost skeezily chaste—I’d much rather have a brief normal embrace with a stranger than a hip-tap from a person who I know sexualizes even the most mundane forms of human contact. Amanda Hess, commenting on the “Christian Side Hug” video just posted.

ponymalta:

Gimme that Christian side hug, that Christian Side hug. Gimme that Christian Side hug, that Christian side hug. I’m a rough rider teamed up with Christ. Gimme that Christian Side hug, that Christian side hug.

These are the E-G rules, so pay attention cause this is essential. This ain’t no front hug zone. Stop and listen. No front hugs and no kissin.

- abstinence-only rap (for Jesus!)

Apparently front hugs produce too much sinful potential, what with the proximity of your junk to someone else’s junk.  So, um, here’s the solution….?  I wish I could say I made this up.  Source!

This cracks me up.  BEWARE THE EVIL OF FULL FRONTAL HUGGING!

My favorite part may be the sample of the police siren at the beginning, because these guys are hardcore and trouble for the law!

VHS or Beta - Night on Fire

It’s been a long time since I’ve listened to VHS or Beta, and it’s overdue.